$42
Four hours in a parking garage on Monroe
$66
Tickets to Willis Tower’s Skydeck
$80
Lunch at Cochon Volant Brasserie*
$261
Field-level seats at Wrigley on June 5
$66
Admission to the Art Institute
$3,000
Permits and security for the Von Steuben German Day Parade (yes, it’s real)
$1,000,000
Repairs for a totaled Ferrari
= $1,003,515