1. IN PLACE OF margaritas and micheladas, YOU’LL FIND 24 drafts, including the UK’s Wells Bombardier and Abbot ale

2. IN PLACE OF tacos, burgers, and tres leches cupcakes, YOU’LL FIND steamed cabbage with stout-braised corned beef

3. IN PLACE OF guys scoping guys (except on Wednesday’s trivia night, intended to draw a Wrigleyville crowd), YOU’LL FIND all kinds of scoping (except on Tuesday’s industry night, intended to draw a gay crowd)

4. IN PLACE OF 10,000 square inches of screens tuned to sports (or True Blood on Sundays), YOU’LL FIND eight TVs, all designed to blend in and all tuned to soccer

5. IN PLACE OF one men’s room and one women’s room, YOU’LL FIND one unisex restroom, plus two each for men and women—all with purse (or coat) hooks

GO: BLOKES & BIRDS PUBLIC HOUSE 3343 N. Clark St.; 773-472-5252