1 Donald Trump Piñata
For or against, win or lose, punctuate the election results with some stress-busting papier-mâché smashing and a shower of candy. $30, dulcelandia.com
2 Hillary Clinton Needlepoint
Embrace the contradiction of a homespun craft lauding one of the toughest ladies in politics. $30, etsy.com/shop/partsandlabor
3 Trump Protest Beer
What happens when you insult the heritage of the Latin American brewers who made the house beer for Trump’s hotel in Chicago? They change the name to Chinga Tu Pelo (Fuck Your Hair). $5 for 16-ounce draft, 5rabbitbrewery.com
4 Bernie Sanders Temporary Tattoo
When you just can’t let go … until November. $3, etsy.com/shop/marshmallowtwinkles