Repent Now: Become a Cardinals Fan

Tired of the Cubs, or your frustrating National League Central team of choice? You’ve got six hours to become a fan of baseball’s most consistently boring, and boringly consistent, team.

The Next Cubs GM: Why Not Kim Ng?

Starting as a White Sox intern out of the University of Chicago, Kim Ng became the youngest assistant GM in baseball history, and most recently spent nine years with the Los Angeles Dodgers before moving to the commissioner’s office. Her name regularly comes up when a GM job opens. Could she be a good fit for the Cubs?

Jim Hendry Out as Cubs GM

The Cubs’ embattled general manager gets cut, just a few days after reports that his job with the team was safe. Did his inaction at the trade deadline do him in? And is Sam Zell to blame? [Update: Hendry knew for almost a month before today.]

The Cubs: A Bad Baseball Team, a Good Franchise

No matter how bad they are, the Cubs always outdraw most teams in baseball. But during previous failed seasons, there was something interesting about the team. Could this year be the one that they’re both bad and boring enough to give the franchise some incentives?

So Long, Olin: A Kreutz, Er, Sayonara

The Bears’ veteran center is a surprise off-season departure, given the mere half-million-dollar gap between the two parties, and the Chicago football world is shocked. But something on the Bears’ O-line has to change.