Get a map. Buy a GPS device. Make friends up north. Just find this fast-casual joint, because 20 bucks scores you a one-pound entrée of the freshest charbroiled Scottish salmon this side of Edinburgh. And the breaded codfish hoagie on a pretzel bun is stacked so tall you’ll get a TMJ disorder looking at it. As the name implies, you can buy retail, too. One thing is sure: No one goes home hungry.

ORDER: Cod sandwich, $9.95

1225 E. Forest Ave., Des Plaines, 847-296-1111