Pippen’s Palace 3393 Old Mill Rd. |
Jordan’s Lair 2700 Point Ln. |
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Asking Price | $3.1 million (listed since June) | $14.9 million (listed since February … 2012) |
Size | 10,000 square feet on three acres | 56,000 square feet on seven acres |
Real Estate Agent’s Tagline | “Rare opportunity!” (Translation: “I can’t use Scottie’s name in the listing.”) | “Start your legend.” (Translation: “This will show those chumps from high school.”) |
Vibe | A grower, not a shower—the boxy outside conceals Versailles-like opulence | Mid-’90s Miami Beach excess—complete with a miniature island |
Pro Athlete Narcissism | A painting of Pippen’s Bulls jersey on the basketball court’s floor | A towering “23” built into the entrance gates and “JORDAN”—in all caps—at each end of the basketball court |
Extreme Amenities | A two-suite kids’ wing (though it could be converted to master bedrooms) | A hair salon (you know, for all of Jordan’s hair) and a 14-car garage |
Deal Sweetener | An infinity pool, complete with waterslide | A pair of Air Jordans in every style ever made, in the buyer’s size |
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