Okay, Cubs fans: What's up with Anthony Rizzo's batting stance? The first baseman wriggles around home plate like a salmon heading upstream to spawn. Like here, against the Milwaukee Brewers on October 2…

 

And against the Brewers on May 25…

Against the Minnesota Twins on June 21…

Against the St. Louis Cardinals on July 7…

Against the New York Mets on August 15 of last year…

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And against the Cardinals on May 6.

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This Cubs fan's ode to Rizzo's first at-bat kind of nails it:

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