What? He's a natural born leader, supports small businesses, and is a big patron of the arts. Granted, he doesn't seem so interested in economic theory, but he is the sausage king of Chicago. And, let's be real: First Lady Sloane Peterson.

Bueller is one of 12 fictional campaigns cooked up by nextmovie.com to coincide with The Campaign, the new political satire flick starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. Check out the other possible presidential contenders, including one more Chicago favorite. 

Poster: Nextmovie.com